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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Midea is recalling its U-shaped air conditioners because of potential mold growth - The Verge
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why prices from these cities in Utah and Nebraska won't be included in inflation data - NPR
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
10 Video Game Companions Everyone Hated At First (But Ended Up Loving) - WhatCulture.com
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
No way
Reds Designate Jeimer Candelario For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can Ukraine and Russia resolve their conflicts?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Why did Donald T**** post on Truth Social (9-15-2024) that he "hates" entertainer Taylor Swift?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Why do Democrats claim to be Americans when they are actually Globalists?